or the
Best Of New Theleme
by Lenna Mahoney
(featuring special appearances by Bill Statler)
BONT, or the Best Of New Theleme
by Lenna Mahoney
Published by
L.A. Mahoney
302 Torbett PMB 179
Richland, WA 99354
lenna (at) mercurial (dot) info
Copyright © 1999 by Lenna A. Mahoney
No part of this book may be reproduced for
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All rights stated above are reserved to the
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Requests for permission to make copies of any
part of this work should be mailed to the publishers. Begging wouldn't hurt.
Lenna asked me (Bill) to write this because I
have enough prudence and caution for any ten normal Earthumans.
BONT is a work of fiction, written about 99%
by Lenna and 1% by me. Yes, some of the events and persons mentioned come straight out of the
newspaper: public personalities have to put up with that sort of thing. And yes, there really
was a BBS called "The New Theleme Club." We ran it from our basement for a few years in the early
1990s. But except for characters based on me or Lenna, and the aforementioned public
personalities, ALL OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOK ARE FICTIONAL. If you think you see
yourself in this book, then you should also check your bathroom mirror in case someone might have
replaced it with a Rorschach ink-blot.
A few trademarked names and terms, and
allusions to copyrighted works, have been used in passing: these are the property of their
respective trademark and copyright owners.
Our thanks to SoftWood, Inc. (Final Copy II),
the late Commodore-Amiga, Inc. (Amiga 2000), and Seiko Epson Corp. (Action Laser 1000), without
whose help we would have been doing hand-lettering for a really long time.
Copyright © 1999 by Lenna A. Mahoney
First Printing 1999
Printed in the United States of America
To T.E.C.
Why I should think of rabble, I don't know --
Those aimless swarms, those faces, characters
So randomized, still clutch my thoughts like burrs
And velvet, sting and swaddle too. But so
It is, and under such unruly spurs
What can I be but galled and guarded both?
Among them you are not, and I am loath
To call you to a mind thronged by some curse.
But, nearest joy! -- I think your name, and then
Am still, bare, gliding, free; except for you,
Alone; much better than alone. You bring
Me back myself brushed clean and loosed of men,
All clear and inly held, a gleam like dew;
Alone complete in you, and none to cling.
Theme Music Score 3 KB text, 155 KB pics
MESSAGE AREAS
1. Us 67 KB text 2. Earth 99 KB text 3. Gregaria 60 KB text, 61 KB pics 4. Recreation 58 KB text 5. Consternation 155 KB text 6. Speculation 128 KB text 7. Irresolution 53 KB text, 258 KB pics
FILE AREAS
Appendix A: That Old Qualitative Science 25 KB text
16 KB picsAppendix B: Your Astrological Gender 126 KB text
9 KB picsAppendix C: The Ailurosi Chemical Tarot 90 KB text
5 KB picsAppendix D: Duerror Grandis -- The Game 12 KB text
81 KB picsAppendix E: Undine Multiforme 34 KB text
52 KB picsAppendix F: Cartoon Features 17 KB text
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Colophon 2 KB text